Modern problems, ancient vibes. This sweat features a soft monochrome print of a pensive classical figure, staring into the void (probably), with the painfully accurate caption:
“THE ANCIENT GREEKS WOULD CALL THIS MELANCHOLIA”
Because before it was burnout, it was humourless philosophical despair. And honestly? That feels kind of validating.
Details:
- Minimalist front with the Okayish logo on centre chest
- Full-back print: Ancient statue, deeply relatable energy
- Classic unisex fit — for all genders and emotional states
- Ideal for overthinking in parks, museums, or the produce aisle
Care: Machine wash cold. Hang dry. Process feelings in a Socratic manner.
Disclaimer: This sweat runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Okayish Clothing ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at Info@okayishclothing.co.uk or write to us 6 Chatham Close, Gosport, PO12 4GH.
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
68.6 |
50.8 |
59.7 |
| M |
71.1 |
53.3 |
61 |
| L |
73.7 |
58.4 |
61 |
| XL |
76.2 |
63.5 |
61 |
| 2XL |
78.7 |
67.3 |
61 |
